Hey, I'll do that, suckbag.
I make more working 7 days a week in Iraq and having to duck rockets and mortars on occasion (less now than the early years), but this would probably be safer and fewer hours. Oh, and I'd likely be able to go wherever I wanted (like a grocery store or a cafe) on my off hours.
Point me in the direction where I can get this kind of gig, Scumbag McCain.
Hey young lady!
Don’t sugar coat it...tell us how you really feel.
Stay safe and thank you for your service.