I’ve read the bible too. Front to back. How can you make an accusation that I did read it straight. “Straight” according to who? You? Who named you the Grand Pooba of the many interpretations of the Bible?
Who made you God’s spokesperson.
You did, PAL. In your mind, which is not based in reality.
Who made YOU the “grand poohbah”? For every finger you point at somebody, four point back at you.