[Past Your Eyes]

What time is the Midnight Mass? When does the 10 o’clock train arrive?

[Ax]

Who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb?

[dangus]

>> What time is the Midnight Mass? <<

Again, not such a stupid question. Some midnight masses start at midnight. some have consecration at midnight, and some end at midnight.

By the way, President U.S. Grant is not buried in Grant’s tomb. Grant is entombed above ground, as his wife, Julia.

>> When does the 10 o’clock train arrive? <<

Anyone who laughs at this question has never travelled Amtrak.

[old3030]

I work with a very intelligent, older Russian engineer. Once, when one of our co-workers collapsed, the Russian shouted out, “What’s the number for 911?”