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To: Lazamataz

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51 posted on 12/24/2009 7:16:32 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Nobody can top that one.


54 posted on 12/24/2009 7:17:17 AM PST by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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To: Tijeras_Slim

guy goes I|\|toa bar, tehr’es a orbot b4rtEnder t3h robot saaYs, “whsat wwill you ahve?!?!? ololo ” THH EGUY SAYS, “M4RITnI ” teh orbb0t briNgs baXOr ther bets martini evaR and says to the man, “whaT’z yOur iq??????????????? ” THE GuY SAYS, “l68”!!!!!1 ”teh orbot tehn procEed to ta7k about phys1cz ,space explkrooaytoon and medical twchnol0gy// teH guy leaves, btu he i curiouz, so he goe sbax0r intoi teh bar!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ the robot bart3ndeer says,,” what iwll you ahv!??? ” TH3 GUY SYS, “MARTiNI”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ AGAINJ, TEJH OERBOT MAKES A GRATE MARTiNI, GIVES IT TO TEh MAN AND SAYs, “WHAT’S UR 1Q??????? ” TEH GUY SAYZ, “100 ” the robot tehn Starts to talk about Nascar, buudwieser and j0hjNd eerte rtractorZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ teh guyl eaves, but findfs It vary intEresting, so he thinks he will try ti one more time~~~~~~~ 1 W1ll AHCK b3cause I wiLl ahck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~ come 2 ym ftp becauz u r 7am3 h egoes baX0r intO rteh bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~ the robott sasys, “what wil you ahve??????????????????? ” the guy says, “martini”, aNd rthe orbot brings hm anotehr grate msrti|\|i, the orbot then Sayz, “wha’tz yor iq?????????????? loll~~ ” the guy sAys, “uH, about 50,,, I OWN J00 cuz you suck ” teh Robgot 7eans in rwal close and sayz, s“o, y0u 7amers sitll ahppy u voted for obama!?!??!?!?!? loololololololololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ ”


55 posted on 12/24/2009 7:17:28 AM PST by PetroniusMaximus
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To: Tijeras_Slim

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65 posted on 12/24/2009 7:25:16 AM PST by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
public string GuyGoesIntoBar(Martini myMartini, IQ GuysIQ)
        {
            StringBuilder sbReponseText = new StringBuilder("Robot talks about: ");
            if (Martini == MARTINIQUALITY.Good)
            {
                switch (GuysIQ)
                {
                    case <= 50:
                        sbReponseText.Append("So, you still happy you voted for Obama?");
                        break;
                    case <= 100:
                        sbReponseText.Append("NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.");
                        break;
                    default:
                        sbReponseText.Append("Physics, space exploration and medical technology.");
                        break;
                }
            }
            else
            {
                sbReponseText.Append("I will make you a new martini.");
            }
            return sbReponseText.ToString();
        }

106 posted on 12/24/2009 8:09:15 AM PST by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Much funnier in semaphore.


173 posted on 12/24/2009 8:57:06 PM PST by boocoowell (Nuclear power now!)
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