[An Old Man]

I guess even criminals are facing the hard times of the recession.

Not around here!

1. Murders
2. Bank robberies
3. Convience store robberies
4. Coffee shop robberies
5. Drugstore robberies
6. Home invasions

Employment in the crime syndicate is looking up, with more crimes being committed than ever. However, the pay scale is quite dismal.

[Ptarmigan]

Speaking of that, our area has seen a rise of robberies.