Well, thats a great list and all, but..do you have an American flag in your yard? :)
Yep! But no HOA's here where I live on the shores of the Chesapeake Bay...Although it is hell dealing with the EPA Marxists and their supporters.....{:-(
Although, I have reduced visits to the door or into the yard to sample off of one of the docks over the past several years with a couple of well-placed terrifying, to them, signs...