Any organization that accepts the supernatural events related in the "new testament" has no business sitting in judgment on Genesis.
You are entitled to your opinion as are the billion plus Catholics who disagree with you.
And thank you for acknowledging that this opinion is indefensible. As it is internally contradictory, it is the very definition of something contrary to "reason" regardless of how many billion people hold to it.
You know, if my thoughts were as loopy as that I'd want to redefine "reason" too.
You give yourself way too much credit. Remember Pride is the first of the seven deadly sins.
I will say that given a choice between the opinion of one who is only a giant in his own mind (yours) representing a theological perspective rejected by the vast majority of Christians that have ever lives and the collective opinions of the true intellectual giants of history (the Catholic Church leaders of the last 2,000 years) the answer is obvious.