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You ARE something of a Jack Bauer!

No. I am not. Jack Bauer is slim and handsome with a full head of hair. I am bald and portly (fashionably so) with a face that sets dogs to barking. Someone sticks a gun in Jack Bauer's face when he has a knife and Jack slices him up like Vince with a Slap Chop! My assailant stuck a gun in my face and I pissed my pants, handed him my wallet and got scared out of my wits. It was not until he struck me with the gun and placed it on the back of my head when I went to a knee that I decided that I was not going to go out like that. Not very Jack Bauerlike at all.

39 posted on 12/04/2009 2:06:19 AM PST by Bad Jack Bauer (Fat and Bald? I was BORN fat and bald, thank you very much!)