***Paraphrasing Errol Flynn in Robin Hood***
They had Bowie knives in Robin Hood days?
And neither did they have Female Presidents, just Queens.
And then, just like what may come in the near-future, there was no United States of AMERICA.
Well, they were called broadswords back then. It took a Kentuckian to whittle it down.
Don’t you remember? Robin Hood was at the Alamo. Jim Bowie Made a knife especially for him. Jim Bowie threw his knife and hit a Mexican, and Robin Hood threw his and split Jim’s knife clean in two.