One day I'll relate a real living joke that'd happened to me while sitting in a little bar in downtown Urbana, IL.
A a genuine Kenyan, a PhD Veterinarian I found out later, at the UIUC studying Flamingo sicknesses hitting Kenya's flocks was here TDY.
The frail little man boldly walks in to this smokey honky tonk and sits down right next to Landru, strikes up a conversation; therein, lies the tale for another time. ;^)
I really liked the one about the bus driver. Probably made up, but strange enough it could be true.