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To: lady lawyer; Jim Robinson
Hi Lady. jim's response was a reference to a joke. Here it is:

A woman walks into an ice cream parlor and the man behind the counter asks if he can help her.

"Yes, I'd like a gallon of chocolate, a gallon of vanilla and a gallon of strawberry."

"M'am, we're all out of chocolate, but I have all the vanilla and strawberry you need."

"Okay, then, I'd like a half gallon of chocolate, a half gallon of vanilla and a half gallon of strawberry."

The clerk replies, "M'am, did you not hear me clearly? I am out of chocolate, but I have plenty of vanilla and plenty of strawberry."

"Okay, then, I'd like a quart of chocolate, a quart of vanilla and a quart of strawberry."

The man is growing frustrated. "Am I not speaking loud enough? We are sold out of chocolate. I have lots of vanilla and lots of strawberry to sell to you."

"Okay, then, I'd like a pint of chocolate, a pint of vanilla and a pint of strawberry."

The man finally asks her something. "Do me a favor. Spell the VAN in vanilla."

"V-A-N."

"Great, now spell the STRAW in strawberry."

"S-T-R-A-W."

'Now spell the F**K in chocolate."

"Why, there's no f**k in chocolate."

"I'm glad you finally understand me."

144 posted on 12/02/2009 12:57:58 PM PST by new cruelty (Shoot your TV. Torch your newspaper.)
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To: new cruelty

LOL. Thanks for the explanation. In other words, “Shut up, he reasoned.”


157 posted on 12/02/2009 1:06:45 PM PST by lady lawyer
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To: new cruelty

Thanks. Now the comment makes sense (sort of)

“Now spell the F**K in chocolate.”

“No, because that would be stupid and offensive”...


162 posted on 12/02/2009 1:12:44 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: new cruelty

LOL! Thanks for the explanation. :)


176 posted on 12/02/2009 1:38:24 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: new cruelty

THANKS.

I’d never heard the joke either.


283 posted on 12/02/2009 7:30:16 PM PST by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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