A woman walks into an ice cream parlor and the man behind the counter asks if he can help her.
"Yes, I'd like a gallon of chocolate, a gallon of vanilla and a gallon of strawberry."
"M'am, we're all out of chocolate, but I have all the vanilla and strawberry you need."
"Okay, then, I'd like a half gallon of chocolate, a half gallon of vanilla and a half gallon of strawberry."
The clerk replies, "M'am, did you not hear me clearly? I am out of chocolate, but I have plenty of vanilla and plenty of strawberry."
"Okay, then, I'd like a quart of chocolate, a quart of vanilla and a quart of strawberry."
The man is growing frustrated. "Am I not speaking loud enough? We are sold out of chocolate. I have lots of vanilla and lots of strawberry to sell to you."
"Okay, then, I'd like a pint of chocolate, a pint of vanilla and a pint of strawberry."
The man finally asks her something. "Do me a favor. Spell the VAN in vanilla."
"V-A-N."
"Great, now spell the STRAW in strawberry."
"S-T-R-A-W."
'Now spell the F**K in chocolate."
"Why, there's no f**k in chocolate."
"I'm glad you finally understand me."
LOL. Thanks for the explanation. In other words, “Shut up, he reasoned.”
Thanks. Now the comment makes sense (sort of)
“Now spell the F**K in chocolate.”
“No, because that would be stupid and offensive”...
LOL! Thanks for the explanation. :)
THANKS.
I’d never heard the joke either.