The mahOgany hOwdy dOOdy is going to send 30,000 of our best troops to baby sit the Afghan national forces with a ROE making them as effective as the Germans. He will announce the surrender date, such, that the enemy will not have to expend resources to achieve victory.
In related news, Michael Moore has been admitted to a hospital for chest pains and is being denied MacDonalds which he is ceaslessly demanding be covered in his health care plan ...