[FunkyZero]

"takes swig of cheap whiskey, puffs cigar, scratches self, goes back to cleaning motorcycle parts in bathtub"

I have to tell you a story... back when I was in my early 20's I was just getting involved in amateur racing.

While my wife had gone to her parents house for a visit, I was rebuilding my latest frankenstein engine and decided the dishwasher was the perfect way to clean some things up nicely...

Well, my wife cam home early. Instead of catching me in bed with another woman, she found a full set of pistons and rods in the dishwasher.

It was an uncomfortable afternoon, but at least she didn't leave and shack up with a woman.

[CrazyIvan]

Dishwashers ARE a great way to get those stubborn deposits
out of the ring grooves! Actually my post is based on fact
also. I was at a party back when single (I didn't marry until age 46) and said something about putting a truck mudflap
in the bathtub so that I could wash a motorcycle engine
without harming the tub. A lady gave me “that look” and said
“you're a bachelor, aren't you?”