The story of her claiming to rescue him from the vehicle by breaking the back window with a club did not have the ring of truth to it. I heard Private Jessica Lynch showed up, emptied her M-16 into the Escalade, and declared "I am a soldier too."
I can just imagine the beautiful blonde wife running out of the house at dark thirty in the AM after scratching his face, carrying a wood to hit the glass out,yeah riggghhhttt!
More likely to knock his head about 300 yards or more right into a sand trap.