Posted on 11/28/2009 6:19:36 AM PST by IbJensen
I think it is just that for celebrities it is more in the public eye.
OMG, the question I have to ask is WHY? Who else could he possibly have met that is more beautiful than his current wife? WTH is he thinking?
Do go on and on and.......
I don't think that Woods believed that his dalliance would provoke such anger in his Scandinavian bride.
Well, I think she's descended from the Vikings... they liked to club people... LOL...
Crush the hydrant,
Slam the tree!
But be careful not to hurt the knee!
Remember: it’s just a marital spat.
And Nicklaus’s records you still lack!
A more edifying version comes from a Mr. Stockton, circa 1882:
The semi-barbaric King of an ancient land employed an unusual form of administering justice in his kingdom. The offender would be placed in an arena where his only way out would be to go through one of two doors. Behind one door was a beautiful lady, and behind the other was a fierce tiger. The offender was then asked to pick one of the doors, without knowing what was behind it. If he picked the door with the woman behind it, then he was declared innocent but was also required to marry the woman, regardless of previous marital status. If he picked the door with the tiger behind it, though, then he was deemed guilty and the tiger would tear him to pieces.
One day the king found that his daughter, the princess, had taken a lover far beneath her station. The king threw the offender in prison and put him on trial in the arena. There, the suitor looked to the princess for some indication of which door to pick. The princess actually knew which door concealed the woman and which one the tiger, but was faced with a dilemma: if she indicated the door with the tiger, the man she loved would be killed on the spot; but if she indicated the door with the lady, her lover would be forced to marry another woman, a lady that the princess deeply hated and believed her lover has flirted with. Finally she did indicate a door, which the suitor then opened.
At this point the question is posed to the reader, “Did the tiger come out of that door, or did the lady?”
Or a “Beer Summit”
It’s hard for me to believe he would be cheating on her. He’s already married WAY up. I mean, let’s be honest. If he was a used car salesman and she worked at Dairy Queen she wouldn’t give him the time of day.
Ever notice how much he looks like a semiblack Howdie Doody?
The original story made NO sense. This one does.
How much Woods could Woods wife whack if Woods wife did use a wood?
HEY! We’ve got that relatively under control.
But it might be time again to go back and kick some English bu*t.
Night putting with the dean’s daughter????
I was curious to see what the other news sites were reporting on this.
I never browse CNN or MSNBC, but just took a look. They are STILL reporting the first story...she broke the window with a golf club..and domestic violence was ruled out..lol
Then they wonder why they are losing viewers.
You think he was asleep when it started?
A guy should never go to bed before an argument is settled. Too risky. The woman stays up and stews.
It was the bitching wedge.
Tiger, had better kiss and make up. Prenup or not, with his vast estate it will be ugly if he doesn’t.
Maybe we can “help” them. Finish this sentence which is the current MSNBC headline on the story-
Cops: Wife used golf club to free Woods _____________________.
They couldn't have thought up a story that sucked worse than this one.
However, that is their business and if Tiger wants to drop it so should we. The bottom line is, he brought it upon himself. Messing with other people's emotions is a good way to get killed regardless of which person you are dealing with.
Show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a guy who’s sick and tired of her crap.
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