I believe your statements here like I believe there’s a Santa Claus.
Perhaps you know the Easter Bunny too.
Bigfoot and Elvis live next door I presume?
The great underground empire of the Drow have taken over your basement and gnomes live in your cupboards too?Something tells me that you are not being honest with this statement here.
Well, I used to have a midget that lived in a shed out back.
These things CAN happen.