What "facts"?
Glib derision is sooooooooo tawdry compared to facts.
What "facts"?
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Rather than "derision", here is a ready-made opportunity for you to present "facts":
With all those ranchers, sheriffs, and "trained observers", surely at least one of those "surgically perfect 'mutilations'" was documented with a camera.
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There are lots of "cattle mutilation" photos on Google Images. Please point us to (or post here) a single example photo of a "surgically perfect" mutilation.
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...or accept "glib derision"...