THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is specifically designed
to be implanted in the forehead of Islamic terrorists.
When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
Insertion of the implant will be performed by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.
The implant may or may not be painless.
Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.