OOO! OOO! OOO! ME! ME! ME!
I promise I won't use my position as a cool way to cruise hot chicks.
Much.
You always have a unique perspective on events.
Okay, you take the left flank. Any cool chicks you find who love you are yours, except green-eyed redheads. You need special qualifications for them, including a high school letter sweater - in football or incessant knitting.
(No coupons for Red Lobster to help to date)