[And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is conducting business today!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!]
You forgot about the part where Guido, the "rich Tourist", demands 200% compounded vig from the hotel owner for the privilege of using the $100.
The Hotel owner then has no choice but to declare bancruptcy.
Guido then buys the hotel, rents the former owner a room, and pays the former owner only 80% of a living wage - the other 20% of which must be made up via credit purchases from Guido's "Company" Store....
Then one day Marty Sheen arives on a boat from down river and the following conversation transpires:
Guido: Are you an Asassin?
Marty: I'm a soldier.
Guido: You're neither. You're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.
Photojournalist: Not with a bang but a whimper..... and with that, I'm effin outa here Jack.
Unfortunately, in a deleted seen, we see the Photojournalist is murdered by Marty's failed predessors before instituting his escape plan.... thus there is no record of what transpires next.....
{Que disembodied voice over radio.}
PBR Streetgang this is Almighty, over....
{Roll Credits }
The End.