[Feline_AIDS]

They also have an ad with a dominatrix, and she hits the pistachio with a whip to open it. They’re not shooting for high class, I don’t think. But it’s good to let them know about Levi anyway. That jerk.

[FrankR]

"They also have an ad with a dominatrix, and she hits the pistachio with a whip to open it. They’re not shooting for high class, I don’t think. But it’s good to let them know about Levi anyway. That jerk. "

Then here's the line:

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Dear Sir/Madam;

If you pick the NUTS for your product like you pick the NUTS who do your commercials, then you're NUTS if you think I'm going to buy your NUTS.

Levi Johnson is - in my opinion - scum, and NUTS of a feather, "get crackin'" together.

Enjoy your sales slowdown.

Signed.

[kickonly88]

Now if they had the dominatrix crack Levi’s nuts....