Nice try. But Al Gore tells me that much cooking in India is done over smoky wood and charcoal fires! This must stop!
From now on, these "vegetarians" must eat the vegetables raw! And what about this dastardly Indian plan to bring electricity to remote villages? And tracking down man-eating tigers and dispatching them?
India is clearly a carbon-danger to the entire planet, especially hard on women, children, and minorities. One more such feeble excuse for their bad behavior, and I am reporting you to Oprah!
>>smoky wood and charcoal fires
And cow dung, too, in poverty stricken rural areas, a very smoky but intense heat emitting substance.