Count me in.
I'm a crabby, crass ole'bad ass and I'm going to crack open a new bottle of Johnnie Walker Black, pour about two fingers straight get out a $25 cigar and light up and sip and enjoy this bastard's demise.
It's too bad that ole sparky isn't still in use with a variable voltage regulator.
And using a dry sponge just like in "The Green Mile."