Posted on 11/10/2009 5:44:06 AM PST by SJackson
MEMRITV: Egyptian Cleric Mahmoud Al-Masri Recommends Tricking Jews into Becoming Muslims
MEMRITV No. 2268|August 10, 2009
Egyptian Cleric Mahmoud Al-Masri Recommends Tricking Jews into Becoming Muslims
Following are excerpts from a sermon delivered by Egyptian cleric Mahmoud Al-Masri, which aired on Al-Nas TV on August 10, 2009.
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Mahmoud Al-Masri: My dear brothers, we want to repent, and we want to take by the hand those people who have not yet repented. We should feel pity for them. By Allah, we should not be tough with them. These people are sick. They are sinners. We should feel pity for them, we should care for them. We should act like doctors who care for the sick. You should care for them and feel great pity for them, and seek any ingenious way to make a person repent.
I'd like to tell you a very nice story. Once there was a Muslim who lived next to a Jew. The Muslim saw in the Jew a measure of goodheartedness - however small - and he wanted to find any way to make him convert to Islam. So he went to him and asked: "Don't you feel the need for Islam? Why don't you become a Muslim?" The Jew said: "The only thing preventing me from becoming a Muslim is that I love drinking alcohol. I would have become a Muslim ages ago, but the only thing stopping me is that I am an alcoholic."
The Muslim devised a plan. He said: "No problem - become a Muslim, and continue to drink." The Muslim didn't meant this, of course, but he said to him: "Become a Muslim, and continue to drink." The Jews said: "Fine." He said: "I proclaim that there is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah." The Muslim said to him: "Now you have become a Muslim. If you drink alcohol, we will carry out the punishment for drinking alcohol on you, and if you renounce Islam, we will kill you." So the man remained a Muslim and never drank alcohol again. This was a nice trick by this good Muslim.
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What a cute story.
Any money in it?
Well now, theres a fine da*ned if you do or da*mned if you don’t story.
HAH HAH. There will be a Blizzard in OBAMA's real home town of Honolulu or a Brain found in the skull of a HOLLYWOOD IDIOT before any Jew I grew up with is stupid enough to fall for that trick.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find only things evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelogus
i recommend sending out flyers to Muslims saying they have been selected for a free travel voucher to MECCA.
Only catch is that its a one way ticket.
Sounds like a liberal.
Ramses the first said “let us deal shrewdly with them”. Next came bondage. Now they want to devieve them. And who is the Deciever? Could it be.........................?
The only thing preventing me from becoming a Muslim is the fact that it’s a combination of idiocy, mendacity, and bloodlust, that makes belief in a one G-d into a hateful thing.
The Jews [sic] said: "Fine." He said: "I proclaim that there is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah."
The Muslim said to him: "Now you have become a Muslim. If you drink alcohol, we will carry out the punishment for drinking alcohol on you, and if you renounce Islam, we will kill you."
The rest of the story: The Jew said, "Sorry -- I knew you were lying to me, so -- I lied, too!! '-)
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Tricks can be a two-way street...
And little boys, don’t forget the little boys.
obviously Muslims think that Jews are as dumb as a box of rocks
I always thought the punchline was “you should try it, it’s better than ham” ?
“Now you have become a Muslim. If you drink alcohol, we will carry out the punishment for drinking alcohol on you, and if you renounce Islam, we will kill you.”
What a heartwarming story! That is exactly the kind of thing I would LOVE to hear from the pulpit on a Sunday morning! Why can’t OUR clerics preach like that? /sarc (of course!)
Sick, sick, sick excuse for a religion.
We know the punishment for apostasy is death, but what horror with they inflict for sipping a glass of wine? (Not that I really WANT to hear what these animals would do ...)
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