Posted on 11/09/2009 10:50:21 AM PST by mojito
Sexual freedom, baby! It’s to die for!
Since his body has been perfectly preserved, would it be possible to perform an autopsy?
We knew that.
Syphilis...
This sounds like Obama’s problem too. He is definitely insane.
Lenin died of syphilis, and Hitler also suffered from it.
That’s exactly what I thought. Old Vlad is still in the box, go take some samples.
His brain, however, is not with the body. They took his brain and saved it for “scientific study” to determine what made him such a superior communist. Supposedly, when cutting sections of the brain for analysis, you could hear the grinding and crunching of the saw blade because of the advanced sclerosis and calcification of the cerebral blood vessels. How much of that is Soviet crap I don’t know, but hey, I saw it on the History Channel. It was on after the Bigfoot and before the UFO shows.
I am surprised he was not gay! Maybe he stayed in the closet.
Is anyone really surprised by any of this?
http://www.mochinet.com/poets/service/index.cgi?ListTitles=Bar-Room%20Ballads&Poem=18
The Ballad of Lenin’s Tomb
This is the yarn he told me
As we sat in Casey’s Bar,
That Rooshun mug who scammed from the jug
In the Land of the Crimson Star;
That Soviet guy with the single eye,
And the face like a flaming scar.
Yet if you pass that frame of glass, peer closely at his phiz,
So stern and firm it mocks the worm, it looks like wax . . . and is.
They tell you he’s a mummy - don’t you make that bright mistake:
I tell you - he’s a dummy; aye, a fiction and a fake.
This eye beheld the bloody bomb that bashed him on the bean.
I heard the crash, I saw the flash, yet . . . there he lies serene.
And by the roar that rocked the Tomb I ask: how could that be?
But if you doubt that deed of doom, just go yourself and see.
You think I’m mad, or drunk, or both . . . Well, I don’t care a damn:
I tell you this: their Lenin is a waxen, show-case SHAM.
Not suprised that Vlad would alley-cat seeing pictures of his wife Krupskaya.
Congratulations. It's been a long time since I've seen a history program on the History Channel.
If you’ve seen photos of Mrs. Lenin, you’d be even more surprised he wasn’t gay! WOOF!
So Lenin had an excuse for his stupid ideas. What’s Pelosi’s excuse?
So that’s what’s wrong with Pelosi and the Zero.
LOL! I’m sorry, that was funny.
This whole thing explains so much, doesn’t it?
Most of ‘em had it, free love was part of the Bolshevik ideological world view
I’ve always thought that James Carville looks a lot like Lenin. Some pics in particular. I still think they share a common ancestor somewhere along the line.
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