Obama has got this covered..! He’s thoroughly CONSIDERING the situation, y’all..!
He’s got this finger teepee deployed, and he’s wearing a really serene look on this face, and that means he’s super smart, and stuff.
I clearly remember the news the day the London Tube/buses got bombed —not only were the “no terrorism” assurances coming fast and thick but also anchors speculated that these could be ELECTRICAL MALFUNCTIONS.
I’m serious.
On separate trains and buses. With screaming and running and stuff.
“Hes got this finger teepee deployed, and hes wearing a really serene look on this face, and that means hes super smart, and stuff.”
And he’s very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very concerned.