[EVO X]

Not quite, not anymore. e-Readers / e-books / mediaBooks / netbooks etc.

I'd ditch paper news except it is a unsanitary to take your electronic device to the restroom..

[CutePuppy]

I'd think it's quite all right to take the electronic device to the restroom, however to use it in the way you intend with the paper edition of the "news device" would be unsanitary. I believe such use of paper "news device" was (is?) quite common, if not prevalent, in former Soviet block countries.