vos meditatus vestri consultum
"Your lectures are a bit like wetting your pants in a dark suit. Even though it makes you feel all warm for a short wile, few will notice, but when they do you will just be more embarassed."
Your denials are a lot like the child who defecates in their pants and doesn't think that the smell gives them away.
LOL!
Again, just stop. The descension into poo-poo humor and insults only serves to confirm that you are stuck at Freud's anal stage. I would rather dialog with grown-ups.