[Sloth]

If you have a report of a child in danger you should take it for face value. Worry about lift capacity and other sciency things after the child is secure.

Nonsense. If they'd claimed their kid had suddenly developed the ability to fly like Superman and was cruising along at 6,000 feet without a balloon, would you have been worried? No, because "sciency stuff" tells us that's not possible.

[driftdiver]

Well you can make that decision when Superman comes by. But in that case investigate the parents and not superman.