I wionder where all the AFTER-birthers are today, must be in a meeting learning more posting tricks and stuff to use on us rubes.
They probably get paid on the 1st and 15th, then spend the following day buying cheap wine, drugs, or whatever keeps them fortified until the next payday.
In California, there was a City Park across the street from a place where I once worked, and the day *after* payday, every bum in town was lying in the grass in a stupor.