To: Tax-chick
A woman with a mustache doesnt need a dowry,
Says to me she won't be getting married due to the aforemention facial hair....
To: GQuagmire
she won't be getting married due to the aforemention facial hairThat would mean a *lot* of single women (and men) in Mediterranean countries.
45 posted on
10/10/2009 3:10:30 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
(There is no "I" in "Tejano conjunto." It's all about the mission.)
To: GQuagmire
I grew one a while back, and since my hair is almost white, and I needed a haircut, I asked my lovely wife to take a look at it. She said, “Gee, Honey, you look just like Mark Twain.” I looked in the mirror, and sure enough, I did bear an uncanny likeness to him.......till she piped up, “He's dead, y’know.” Got rid of it soonest......
64 posted on
10/10/2009 3:34:52 PM PDT by
Southbound
("A liar in public life is worse than a full-paid-up Communist, and I don't care who he is." - HST)
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