Seems like these could all be at least as dangerous: scissors, pens, fingernail clippers, tweezers, keys, large paper clips.
Thanks for sharing this story. This is ridiculous! Will pray that sanity prevails somewhere in his path to help propel him to his noble goals.
Mind letting me know how those can be used as a lethal weapon? I haven't figured that one out yet...nor have some of my eminently more 'capable' friends.