“Stop and watch....lick your lips.....they will cover up real quick...
My wife hates it when I do it...but it ALLWAYS works...
I once asked a woman sitting with her man in the middle of the food court at the mall....since you got one out..can I see the other?
Wow. If someone said that to my wife, I definitely would not have laughed.
Yes, I was thinking I’d call the mall police to throw out the lecherous man.
But he probably just didn’t get enough love and attention as a baby, and maybe his wife detests him and won’t let him have any at home.