[Dysart]

I was always told that my metabolism would slow down one day and I'd have to really watch what and how much I eat. I'm still waiting.

Of course I've been hugging 450lbs since i was 14 but that's another story altogether.

[mysterio]

Some people notice a slowdown as they are crossing into early 30s. For others, it’s mid 40s. For me, it was 14. I was eating my can of pringles every two days and all of the sudden, I noticed there was an extra 30 pounds that wasn’t there before.