Wonderfully cherry picked editorial (opinion, not facts). You should be so proud.
PS In case you're wondering, yes the UCC endorses Darwood's evo-atheist creation myth.
The thing that amuses me about that study--every time GGG posts it--is that ghosts, precognition and clairvoyance, cryptozoology, and psychic healing are defined as "occult" or "pseudoscience," while angels, 6-day creation, worldwide floods, and the healing power of prayer are apparently defined as "normal." What the study really shows, I think, is that people need to believe in something beyond themselves, and if they reject the approved set, they'll come up with something else.