You insist that all who would believe that there is an alternative or a supplement to the Adam and Eve narrative are wrong and not in communion with God and the saints, but reserve for yourself the right to make common sense adjustments to other areas of scripture. Sounds pretty much like what you said.
I said no such thing sir, you seem to be reading what you want into my arguments. I believe I said “it seemed silly to me” for a Christian who believes in the Bible to try to reconcile the perfect narrative of the Holy Word with a naturalistic explanation for the development of life on Earth which is specifically formulated in a way that does not allow the involvement of a deity to be taken into account. I think that saying something seems silly, in my personal opinion, is a far cry from condemning someone to eternal damnation!