Well, if you’re true to your screen name and especially hirsute (not that there’s anything wrong with that) and a bit dark complected I’d lean toward the Pictish Nation.
Screen name is sarcastic. Really white with little skin hair. The Pictish dark skin is a bit of a historical argument based on one Roman I believe who referred to them as dark. The Scottish people do not exhibit that trait, prior to the recent Muslim invasion anyway. Now the mother of the Dal Riada (Scoti) was according to legend an Egyptian Princess and she apparently was not all that dark skinned either.