I have a friend who has been married five times.
First hubby died in an auto accident.
Second hubby died of mystery causes.
Third hubby was an Iranian who went to jail for embezzling.
Fourth hubby found out he wasn’t her hubby, because she
never annulled marriage to the convict. Fourth hubby
declared bankruptcy when he found that she had racked up
huge credit card debt in his name.
Fifth hubby committed suicide within months of their marriage
and shortly after her adult children moved in with them
into his home.
The FBI refuses to investigate a possible serial killer
because (as they told me), they need proof of a crime.
Whoa!