[ElectronVolt]

A guide to things you can do in Congress and not face censure:

• Ruin the banking and economic system of the Unites States (Frank 'n' Dodd).
• Commit felony bribery (William Jefferson, LA)
• Not pay taxes (Rangel)
• Sexually molest waitresses (Kennedy and Dodd)
• Kill someone (Kennedy)
• Traitorously collaborate with the USSR (Kennedy)
• Leak US intelligence (Leahy)
• Shady land dealings (Reid)
• Lie about the the CIA (Pelosi)
• Praise our enemy Castro (Diane Watson)
• Run a prostitution ring out of your house (Frank)

What you cannot do:

• Tell the truth in a boisterous manner.

[Free ThinkerNY]

Good list. It’s always one set of rules for the Marxist Rats, another set for our side.