(to the tune of “I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General”—Gilbert and Sullivan):
I am the very model of a modern racial activist,
I’ve no solutions of my own, except my own self-righteousness
I whine and cry and jump the gun whenever I feel somewhat sad—
Because it’s some old white man’s fault that my whole day is going bad...
As much as I love that song.. I still CANNOT ever remember all the lyrics..
As for Kanye.. YOU RACIST SOB... go back to your HOOD and live a LONG LONG LIFE.. in Obscurity!!!