In my best Kanye West Autotune voice:
Gay Fish
*Interlude*
Yo, uh, uh c’mon
*1st Verse*
I’ve been so lonely girl, I’ve been so sad and down
Couldn’t understand why haters joked around
I wanted to be free with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish, cause I know that I’m a gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) mother f’in’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) goin’ on a gay fish
(It’s alright girl) makin’ love to other gay fish
*Verse 2*
All those lonely nights at the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle feelin’ like a whore
Cause I wasn’t being true
Even though everyone said that I had to make a switch
(Gay fish) now I know that I’m a gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) mother f’in’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
(Now I’m where I belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish
*Verse 3 Rap*
I used to be scared, denying who I was
Acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs
Dancing with the Marlins making out with the all the Snappers
I’d take a Salmon home and work that Coddle Fin for hours
But now I’m out and I’m free to love what I want
Be it Yellow Fin or Bass or them trout in Vermont
I slapped that Holland ass, make that Grouper butt shake
I’ll come to your house and have an orgy in your mother f’in’ fish tank (fish tank, fish tank)
*Chorus*
Mother f’in’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
(Yeah now I’m where I belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish
*Verse 4*
I really get around I’m the slut of the sea
When I say I’ve got crabs I mean it literally
I was eating dinner and just had to go down on that Mackerel on the dish
Cause I’m the gayest of the gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
Mother f’in’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
Yeah now I’m where I belong girl
*Verse 5*
But I gotta settle down I can’t be a whore
I ain’t gonna just sleep with any fish no more
I’ve found me a lover, a brother who’s a cross-dressing Cod named Trish
And together we are gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
(Gay fish yo) mother f’in’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) goin’ on a gay fish
(Yeah, now I’m where I belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish
(Gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish...)