Personally, I don’t think anyone in Hawaii or in the White House gives this stuff a moment’s thought.
If Hawaii is so far in deep on the conspiracy and if the entire presidency was on the line, wouldn’t they just create a fake birth certificate? They’ve only had a year to get the fonts right.
(By the way, the minute the mystical long form appears, I bet dollars to donuts that all the birther sites immediately begin “proving” it’s a fake).
You are not worth whatever they’re paying you to don kneepads for 0bama, even if you’re a volunteer. You’re so transparent it’s as though you’re not even there.