After a pause to look the name up, the woman politely, and I think cluelessly, said there was no Vance Jones listed, and asked my State. I said Chicago. She said Chicago was in Illinois, so I could peak to Durbin or some other guy. I told her, yeah, that's good, because I know Durbin is a Communist, so I could speak to him. She put me through. The woman at Durbin's office answered. I told her I wanted to speak to Senator Durbin, because I was a Communist, and I had some questions for him since he was also a Communist. She said, a little miffed, that Senator Durbin was not a Communist.
Sounding crestfallen, I said, really, I could have sworn he was a Communist. How about that Vance Jones guy, I asked, was he there? No. Because he's a Communist. Long pause.
Well then, how about Obama, he's a Communist, I KNOW he's a Communist, and I really have some questions for a fellow Communist - is he there? Can you put him on? No, SIR, he's at the White House, you'll have to call the White House. Oh, OK. That's great. I call right away so I can talk to our Communist President. Yes that'll be great, talking directly to our Communist President Obama. I thank you for your your time, Maam. I hung up.
Great fun.
C I C
communist in chief