I’ll give that some thought!
One can only hope.
I'll share something with you - even up here, in Ol' Virginny, whenever Texan patriots are mentioned, without fail I always hear the name 'Eaker'. Perhaps one day, ~fingers crossed vigorously~ we might, just might, also hear of 'humblegunner'.
Private to Eaker: Besides gnawing on the book cover, do you suppose he also licked the ink off of the printed text?