BREAKING NEWS..
The White House today announced that Van Jones appointment as green jobs czar has been withdrawn.
Press secretary Robert Gibbs “We feel that Mr. Jones is an extremely talented individual and that his skill set can be better leveraged in a different position. President Obama has always been sensitive to injustices and incorrect perceptions in our nation and world. That is why Van Jones today, has been named to the newly created post of Apology Czar. In this post, Mr. Jones will be constantly at the Presidents side; ready to fulfill his mission.
That was as good as “The Onion”. You had me till the last sentence.