Hubby says “Sounds like one of ours”. LOL
That’s because you don’t currently have screaming toddlers!
It’s not like the mother’s in line at the Walmart with her 2-year-old because that’s what they do instead of going to the playground - sometimes you just have to shop with upset kids or run out of food and diapers.
For people who can’t stand the fact that there are other people in the world, there’s mail-order.