I don’t have the desire to enable you to further your childishness, girl.
Buzz the hell off.
Pinging your posse won’t give you the relevance you lack, but it will bring them out of the cracks in the sidewalks so you can all tell each other you’re relevant. It’s quite a little system you have there. Too bad you can’t get everyone to play your little game of make believe. If the truth upsets you so, maybe you should just stick to your little group, so you won’t be told the truth.