We at Corporation X refuse to advertise in the hottest daily show on cable television. We would much rather be viewed as nice than make a profit. As such we will continue to underwrite “Watching Grass Grow” on PBS which our Harvard and Yale educated MBA’s claim is just as effective in reaching our target demographic of people with jobs and a stake in America’s future.
Signed PR Department Corporation X
If they keep up making “sound” fiscal decisions like that then in the future they can tape that to their door under the “Out of Business” sign.