MY NEW TRUCK
I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer last month because I couldn’t get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’
‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.
Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’, and in an instant ‘ Georgia On My Mind’ replaced Willie
Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I’d say, ‘Beethoven,’ I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said, ‘Beatles,’ I’d get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to
avoid them.
I yelled, ‘Ass Hole!’
Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States
Damn I love this truck......
LOL!!
Stupid Jimmy truck.
The radio in my Dodge Dakota woulda started the audio book ‘An Inconvenient Truth’.
Randy, can you see the smoke?