She isn't a very heavy smoker. If you run the numbers, it comes out to about 5 smokes a day.
Yeah, 5 cigarettes a day barely qualifies as a smoker, iyam. It’d be a lot more jaw dropping if she had smoked two packs a day for 90 years.
I don’t smoke that much in a week thanks to the e-cig. Based upon that math, I should live to be 109.
Now that I said that, I’ll probably be diagnosed with leukemia, Lou Gehrig’s disease or be killed by a terrorist attack tomorrow.